escape the crisis!!
Alright it’s been quite some time since I wrote. Idea crisis u see..!!
Until today..
sept 30th:
why is it important?
Coz the HC delivered the much awaited ayodhya judgement.
No..i will not be writing about the judgement.. the government declared a holiday to all schools n colleges coz they suspected that there might be violence..all of us are happy until we realize that all the malls are shut down aswell..:(..or there are no good movies on the television..so how do we deal with such crisis??? Now, that’s what I’m here to discuss. I will give u ideas on how u can spend your day..this is not just applicable today but anytime india faces this situation..and i assure you that these kinda situations are not very rare. So I’ll start off..
1: sleep it off!!!
2: sit near the window during the day and try to find stars..u never know, u might see just one..
Pssst…if ur thinkin I’m crazy think again.. sun is a star loser!!!
3: sit in front of the tv and watch the news channel repeating the same news in 10 different ways.
4: if your looking for ways to trouble ur daughter in law watch ladoo or uttaran or any of ekta kapoors soaps.
5: if your looking for ways to trouble ur mother in law u watch the serials with her along with a bowl of popcorn and remember don’t offer any to ur mother in law..haha..!!
6: take out your phones and keep meddling with the settings..it still wont make it a smart phone.
7: eat spicy food..drink lots of water and go to the loo to pee every 10 mins..!!
8: call your neighbour and tell them your from TV9 and ask them their opinion about rakhi sawant or bobby darling.
9: call your friend and tell them you died yesterday night and its your spirit talking.
10: if one your friend tells you the above ask him/ her to drown himself in a mug of water..tell them by doing so they will be free from afterlife.
11: call me up and say..` bindya..u and ur writings suck hard..stop torturing us!!!’
So here u go..amazin stuff eh?? Try em..you might just love them*
*conditions apply..please read the article all over again!!!:) aufwiedersehen:*
Until today..
sept 30th:
why is it important?
Coz the HC delivered the much awaited ayodhya judgement.
No..i will not be writing about the judgement.. the government declared a holiday to all schools n colleges coz they suspected that there might be violence..all of us are happy until we realize that all the malls are shut down aswell..:(..or there are no good movies on the television..so how do we deal with such crisis??? Now, that’s what I’m here to discuss. I will give u ideas on how u can spend your day..this is not just applicable today but anytime india faces this situation..and i assure you that these kinda situations are not very rare. So I’ll start off..
1: sleep it off!!!
2: sit near the window during the day and try to find stars..u never know, u might see just one..
Pssst…if ur thinkin I’m crazy think again.. sun is a star loser!!!
3: sit in front of the tv and watch the news channel repeating the same news in 10 different ways.
4: if your looking for ways to trouble ur daughter in law watch ladoo or uttaran or any of ekta kapoors soaps.
5: if your looking for ways to trouble ur mother in law u watch the serials with her along with a bowl of popcorn and remember don’t offer any to ur mother in law..haha..!!
6: take out your phones and keep meddling with the settings..it still wont make it a smart phone.
7: eat spicy food..drink lots of water and go to the loo to pee every 10 mins..!!
8: call your neighbour and tell them your from TV9 and ask them their opinion about rakhi sawant or bobby darling.
9: call your friend and tell them you died yesterday night and its your spirit talking.
10: if one your friend tells you the above ask him/ her to drown himself in a mug of water..tell them by doing so they will be free from afterlife.
11: call me up and say..` bindya..u and ur writings suck hard..stop torturing us!!!’
So here u go..amazin stuff eh?? Try em..you might just love them*
*conditions apply..please read the article all over again!!!:) aufwiedersehen:*
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