BALIKA VADHU vs PRISON BREAK..!!



As promised here i am,writing about television serials..

My opinion is very simple: points again:

1: Indian tv shows suck to the core..( for all those patriots out there..i am only talking about the serials so dont get all worked up).

2: American tv shows are hot..again..not all of them.

I’m not just saying. I have my reasons for it. so what i intend to do is compare a hindi soap with an English show.

BALIKA VADHU vs PRISON BREAK..!!

I know both are of complete different genres but who cares..

BALIKA VADHU:

1: It started off very well. Everyone considered it to be revolutionary.

2: Casting was good.

3: Storyline was good.

All of this..then why doesn’t it work for me??

1: They drag it a lot..when they smile, something bad is happening elsewhere or
someone is brewing it..i mean what’s up with that?!!

2: Many serials with similar concept came up.

3: It was apparently for women empowerment but all of them had women portraying as the villain!!

4: National waste of glycerine and heavy makeup!!

5: Heavy makeup is fine but hideous makeup is not..ex: girl with dark makeup and joint eyebrows..dunno which serial that is but i know it comes in colors..now come on..how can someone look so ugly?? Compare her with a gorilla, i think the gorilla looks beautiful..yes..BEAUTIFUL!!

6: They wear designer fluorescent saris and wear the same shade of eye makeup. Hence making all of them look like lampshades..(Lampshades are beautiful, they aren’t).

7: Storyline went to the dogs. Child marriage is no longer the issue. Some psycho chick is!!

8: No good-looking guys whatsoever!!

There you go, i think i’ve made my point.I hope you guys agree with me..i have more reasons but these are the relevant ones..!!

PRISON BREAK:

1: The plot is amazingly good.

2: They started off with something and end with the same thing.

3: They didn’t make a joke out of their characters.

4: They are very practical when it comes to their characters..what i mean is..okay i’ll give you the example of the tv show “friends”..you obviously can relate yourself to atleast one character..well in my case i’m more like phoebe..get it?? Whereas in balika vadhu i’m neither jagiya, anandi or that irritating maasa!!

5: After every season there is a break so you can still be excited about the show.

6: Excellent looking guys and girls..i don’t have to give you examples for this one!!

7: When you watch the shows it feels like you’re watching a movie..!!

8: It doesn’t feel like they are acting. It feels like someone’s shooting the real thing..unlike hindi..ex: watch CID in Sony..i can act better..they act as though they are being held captive and are not allowed to take a crap!! Always
constipated..!!

I understand that they have more money but what the hell..who needs all that jewelery and elaborate settings?? A small house would do..and it would be better if they came up with their own ideas and not copy ..ex: seven in Sony has a concept similar to heroes..and its disastrous coz one: they can’t remake such amazing graphics!!

My suggestion for Hindi television: Keep the fucking thing real..!!

English: Keep up the good work!!

You guys can drop in your suggestions too..not that ekta kapoor is going to read it..but let’s hope she does..!! Ciao!!

Comments

  1. http://chaitrasagar.blogspot.com/2009/07/glitter-and-all.html

    something similar...

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  2. Good one :) Can't help with the ripping off english TV shows into Regional. Since when have Indian TV shows stood for Originality???

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  3. @chai..haha..great minds think alike:)..we can have a discussion about this..it'll be fun!!

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  4. lol!! good one!! n very true..jus finished watchin prison break..plot was awesome..n so was ths post!!:)

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